Kick the Buddy

Kick the Buddy
Developer	Playgendary
Publisher	Playgendary Limited
Designer	Playgendary
Artist	N/A
Series	N/A
Platfrom	iOS Android
Release	2011 (Original) 2012 (Crustalli) 2017 (Playgendary)
Closed	N/A
Genre	Simulation, Beat 'em up
Modes	N/A
Preceded	N/A
Succeeded	Kick The Buddy: Forever

Kick the Buddy is an app that allows players to beat a ragdoll figure to oblivion. Touted as a stress-relieving game, Kick the Buddy is a puppet-like figure that players, with their choice of weapon, inflict abuse upon until knocking out, exploding, or killing. The makers of the game say "it's a way to relieve stress". Players use weapons on a puppet-like figure until the cartoon faints, explodes or dies. The PEGI age restriction for Kick the Buddy is 12. However, Kick The Buddy ended in April 2012 so it would be replaced and get a sequel known as Kick the Buddy: Second Kick.

History

This game started at 2011, but it wasn't so popular. Gold didn't exist, there were not many weapons, etc. On April 2012, so it may become more popular, it was removed, and later, it was remade as Second Kick. The game is currently being developed by Chill Fleet. In the loading screen for the current version, it is developed by Playgendary.

Diamond Membership

Diamond Membership is a subscription in Kick The Buddy, or it's named as Premium and VIP

Perks

• 40 elements and 20 outfits
• 1,000 bucks + 100 gold and 5 spins every day
• Remove all ads

Privacy Policy & Terms of Use

These purchases are auto-renewable subscription. Payment will be charged to your Apple ID account at the confirmation of purchase or at the end of the trial period of purchase, if it's offered. The subscription automatically renews unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Your account will be charged for renewal within 24 hours prior to the end of the current period. You can manage and turn off auto-renewal of the subscription by going to your account settings on the App Store after purchase. Any unused portion of a free trial period, if it's offered, will be forfeited when the user purchases a subscription to that publication, where applicable.

Weapons

Firearms

• Beretta
• Coonan
• Uzi
• Thompson
• M16
• AK 47
• Musket
• SPAS-12
• Flamethrower
• M134 Minigun
• Pancor
• Golden Gun
• Tavor M203
• Sentry Gun
• Barrett M99
• 44 Mangum
• M202 FLASH
• Heckler & Koch
• Bushmaster
• Stoner 96
• Pirate Cannon
• Gatling Gun
• Turret

Cold Weapons

• Mace
• Shuriken
• Crossbow
• Sword
• Machete
• Katana
• Trap
• Cleaver
• Nunchaku
• Longbow
• Chairsaw
• Buzzsaw
• Aze
• Bommerang
• Harpoon
• Police Baton
• Auto Buzzsaw
• Ballistic Knife
• Excailbur
• Claws
• Chainsaw Sword
• Rainbow Axe
• Bindle
• Nail Bat
• Pirate Hook
• Pharaoh's Blade
• Ice Axe
• Alien Claws
• Razor blade
• Hero Shield
• Vampire Sword

Explosives

• F1 Grenade
• Land Mine
• Missile
• C4
• Molotov Cocktail
• Fuel Tank
• TNT
• Bomb
• Bottled Gas
• RPG-7
• Cluster Bomb
• Holy Grenade
• Bouncing Betty
• Semtex
• Tomahawk
• Nuclear Bomb
• MGL-MK1
• M67 Grenade
• Bazooka
• M18 Claymore
• Smoke Bomb
• M93 Hornet
• Monkey Bomb
• Stinky Bomb
• Matryoshka
• Air Strike
• Banana Bomb
• Needle Bomb
• Mega Bomb
• Dynamite vest
• Flash Grenade
• Laser Mine

Objects

• Colored Balls
• Baby Cube
• C-roach Killer
• Helium
• Disco Ball
• Rolling Pin
• Whip
• Handheld Taser
• False Teeth
• Taser
• 16 Tons
• Fan
• Feather
• Rocking Chair
• Trash Bin
• Squeaky Hammer
• Grater
• Stinky Sock
• Garden Gnome
• Torch
• Borken Phone
• Heartbreaker
• Hand glass
• Magnet
• Extinguisher
• Neon Sign
• Cutlery
• Slingshot
• Glass
• Alarm Clock
• Hourglass
• Fountain Pen
• Present
• Monument
• Spines

Music

• Balalaika
• Electric Guitar
• Trumpet
• Megaphone
• Violent Violin
• Kickboard
• KickPad

Foods

• Apple Pie
• Tomato
• Potato Gun
• Pea Soup
• Eggs
• Baguette
• Hot Dog
• Soda Water
• Mad Milk
• Champagne
• Holiday Cake
• Ice Cream
• Jelly
• Bubble Gum
• Coconut
• Watermelon
• Popcurn
• Dounts
• Red Chill Sauce
• Shish Kebab
• Pizza
• Sushi
• Frying Pan
• Blownut
• Choco Bunny
• Hunger pills
• Honeypot
• Salami
• Bombcake

Liquids

• Watering Can
• Fire Hose
• Acid
• Boiling Water
• Water Gun
• Gas Nozzle
• Drip Bags
• Liquid Nitrogen
• Slap
• Shampoo
• Gasoline
• Cold Shower
• Cement
• Bathroom
• Bathtub

Appilances

• TV
• Iron
• Juicer
• Toaster
• Blender
• Barbecue
• Meat Grinder
• Washing Machine
• Microwave
• Dust Collector
• Fridgernator
• Toothbrush
• Jacuzzi
• Oven

Bio Weapons

• Parasite
• Fungus Vulgaris
• Hazardous Waste
• Bacteria
• Mutation Serum
• Nano Virus
• Prion A-51
• Virus-A
• Bio Weapon G5
• Acid Container
• Acid Ballons
• Cloning
• Dissolevnt
• Laughing Gas
• Gas Mask
• A-Waste

Machines

• Vise
• Paper Shredder
• Rack
• Electric Chair
• Big Gun
• WC
• Guillotine
• Gas Chamber
• Machine Press
• Harvester
• Train
• Gallows
• Helicopter
• Mecha-Rack
• Dental Machine
• Broken Hairdryer
• X-Ray
• Crash Test
• Compressor
• Battery
• Sound Generator
• RC Grater
• Boat
• Sun Booth
• Catapult
• Rodeo Machine
• Turbine
• Monster Truck

Animals

• Wasps
• Shark
• Piranha
• Vampire Bats
• Bald Eagle
• Black Mamba
• Black Widow
• Killer Squid
• Lion
• Scorpion
• Mutant Rabbit
• Porcupine Fish
• Pigeons
• Fly Swatter
• Sea Urchin
• Elephant
• Dino Egg
• Leech
• Fish'n'blade
• Cooper Dragon
• Anthill
• Sewer Rats
• Mosquidoes
• Hen-Cannon
• Snail
• Jellyfish

Power of Gods

• Mega Gravity
• Ball Lightning
• Angel
• Tornado
• Rain
• Smoke Monster
• Freezer
• Earthquake
• Asteroids
• Lightning
• Mjolnir
• Hail
• Flood
• Black Hole
• Solar Rays
• Frog Rain
• Lava
• Shooting Stars
• Retro Fireball
• Crystal Ball
• Hot Spring
• Genie
• Gorgon
• Plantus Predatus

Tools

• Wrench
• Welding
• Thrill Drill
• Blood Cutter
• JackHammer
• Hammer & Anvil
• Nail Gun
• Crowbar
• Staple Gun
• Shredding Machine
• Shovel

Nano Weapons

• Alien Blaster
• Pencil Gun
• UFO Attack
• Buddybot
• Plasma Gun
• Plasma Grenade
• Mars Rover
• Orbital Strike
• Magic Laser
• Teleport
• Zero Gravity
• Space Gun
• Jet Pack
• Storm Gun
• Adrenaline Gun
• Plasma Sword
• Mars Module
• Eradicator
• High-G Machine
• Space Mission
• Rainbow Gun

Grand Prix

Note: Only can gives items when he wins all's slot machines.

• T-Rex
• Military Laser
• Tank
• Aliens
• Grand Piano
• Naval Mine

Plants

• Flower
• Cactus
• Tumbleweed
• Stinking Flower
• Green Bamboo
• Sword Plant
• Evil Flowers
• Pease of Kicks

China Town

• Bamboo
• Jian Sword
• Chinese Bomb
• Terracotta Soldier
• Chinese Bell
• Chinese Lantern
• Durian
• Dragon
• Cicada
• Calligraphy
• Silkmoth
• Wine
• Vase
• Fans
• Kite
• Shuang Gou
• Guan Dao
• Jianzi
• Baozhu
• Noodles
• Nest of Bees
• The Great Wall
• Ice Cream
• Baozi
• Toliet paper
• Chinese Firework
• Cell Phone

Sports

• Baseball
• Basketball
• Pogo Stick
• Darts
• Bat
• Skateboard
• BMX
• Paintball
• Fishing Rod
• Golf Club
• Ice Hockey Stick
• Darts Game
• Soccer
• Skates
• Barbell

Horror

• Jack O'Lantern
• Broomstick
• Trick or Treat
• Witch Cauldron
• Wolf Moon
• Demonic Scythe
• Skull Bomb
• Dark Hatchet
• Spider Web
• Flesh Ripper
• Ghosts Strom
• Necromancy
• Mad Jack
• Zombie
• Voodoo
• Whitch Mushrooms
• Iron Maiden
• Hell Spear
• Peace Pipe
• Wheel of Misfortune
• Wanyudo
• Skull Gun
• Hellevator
• Ghost Ship
• Jack in the box
• Brazen Bull
• Whichfire
• Ghost Picture
• Buddy-Vampire
• Marionette

Office

• Map Tacks
• Super Glue 909
• Boss Mug
• Burning Paper
• Chair
• Keyboard
• Power Strip
• Briefcase
• Adhesive Tape
• Trash Can
• 5 Gal Bottle
• Compact Disc

US Holiday

• Festive Pins
• Ballon
• Stars & Stripes
• Fireworks
• Festival Drums
• American Stars
• Sparkler
• Firecraker
• Fireworks Gun
• Uncle Sam
• Basball
• Parade of Planes
• Super Fireworks
• Patriotism
• Roller Coaster

Games

• Fireworks
• Fish Slapping
• Shrooms
• Memory Game
• Apple Shoot
• Pool
• Shell Game
• Buddy Hunt
• Arcade

Miscellaneous

• Make Buddy

Characters

Buddy

Buddy

Buddy is a brown doll character. with some parts also being blue. The torso area has a large blue area, with a white star with a blue outline surrounding it, most likely to represent a shirt. This shirt area appears to be stitched together to the lower half of the torso, and each arm has a blue part stitched together to another part, supporting the idea that Buddy has a shirt. Each limb, including the head are attached together via ropes, but these ropes can seemingly be stretched infinitely. Buddy appears to have black, plastic beads for eyes, that appear to be glossy. Buddy has a mouth with human-like features, but there appears to be no lips whatsoever.

Angel

The Angel is located in Power of Gods. When selected, He will come, and a choir sound effect will play. The angel can only be used when Buddy is dead, and it will bring him back to life.

Shark

The shark can be Found in the Animals page on his notepad.

Wasps

Wasps are a weapon in newer versions of Kick the Buddy, and in Kick The Buddy. When selected, the wasps will sting Buddy and throw him around the box.

Buddy Bot

Buddy Bot As a multi purpose weapon, he has multiple features designed to get or harm buddy at all costs.

Quotes

Buddy

Standby

• You have never played tank stars before.
• I’m going down the South Park
• Have we met? I’m Buddy.
• Boring (2 versions)
• Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) I’m bouncing off the walls here!
• Ooh, nice fingers you got there!
• I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding. (Buddy as a pirate)
• Do you like playing games? (Buddy can ask for your favourite game)
• (BURPING) 'scuse me
• come on twist me
• Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
• Ladadadadadadada!
• I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
• So, whaddya wanna do? (Buddy can ask you to do something)
• Mind if I catch a nap here?
• Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
• Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
• Hey, take your time!
• Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to the famous Mickey Mouse cartoon)
• Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
• Have you been to the moon?
• Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
• I wish you would last forever.
• Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
• Matreshka. (2 versions)
• 6 + 3 = 9! Am I right?
• *Farts* oh escuse me.
• Don't get my box wet.
• It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• I live in a box. (2 versions)
• Wanna trade places?
• Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
• You know any puppet modeling agencies?
• I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
• I'm wrapped in darkness.
• This is rather peaceful.
• Babooshka!
• I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
• Hee, piyacho!
• Hey, it’s lonely in here.
• Mama told me not to come! (Tom Jones reference)
• Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
• Polly, want a cracker?
• Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
• Can you take me toward the TV?
• Soooooo?
• That’s my world!
• I’m gonna pull myself together.
• Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
• Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
• I like trains. (followed by train noises, reference to the I like trains kid)
• I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
• Be careful, it's quite an old box.
• fetch me some coffee please.
• pay attention to me.
• do you have anything I can read for a few minutes?
• hey give me an old token.
• care to dance?
• Well well well.
• zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
• Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
• Cyclops is my favorite X-Man!
• My grandfather lives in a wooden box.
• Want some ants in a log?
• i think this box is haunted.
• where's the beef?
• (whistling)
• I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la.
• mind if i tweet for a minute?
• Howdy doody is my hero.
• WEIRDLY AWKWARD!

Winning a prize

• Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
• Winner Over Here!
• Ah yeah boys!
• Sweet!
• Rock on, party people!
• Aw yeah!
• Ah yeah!
• Yes sirree bob!
• You won!!!
• Take that to the bank!
• Win on, buddy-bags!
• Alright yah hero!
• Yeah, baby, Yeah!
• i like it
• So cool!
• You’re so cool!
• Super awesome!!
• JACKPOT!
• That’s what I’m talking about!
• Buddy Lucky Slots WELCOME
• Scoop up those winnings!
• Win over here!
• Oh-wee!
• That’s a big win!
• You got two magic fingers!
• Lucky you!!
• You go!
• You rock!
• Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
• You beat the machine!

Opened the game

• Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
• Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
• Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
• Here is my box land!
• Well look who's here, again.
• So, what brings you here?
• Ooh, a visitor.
• We can play something, but don’t be rough.
• Welcome to my wacky world!
• golly i missed you.
• How long has it been!
• Now you are under my box choices and conception.
• Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Welcome back to my bux.
• Is that the cleaning lady?
• Mi box, su box!
• Well, I’m ready to get started!
• Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
• My box is yours my friend.
• huh, did somebody call me?
• You got strange look in your eye.
• ???? did someone call me ????
• i will having my cards.
• You can hardly seen my scars anymore.
• come on let’s have some tea and biscuit.
• at last we meet!
• come on beat me!
• Adventures await!
• want look like a nice energy drink
• free to the round in my box
• anjoy will be box will be found well hello!
• Come enjoy my box with me!
• A new friend is here!

Not enough money

• Loser!
• Hah, loser!
• Oh, like you needed that!
• Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)

Bad item

• Um, no.
• Uhhhmm... NO!
• Give peace a chance!
• Choose something else.
• That's not good.
• Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
• Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
• No, nonono. Not that.
• What are we doing now?
• Are you a Pisces?
• My, what big teeth you have
• Do I look tasty?
• I hate slugs!
• You have more?
• What’s that for?
• OK, I am on the roof right now!
• let’s eat doritos instead
• Let’s travel to France instead
• This is like an aquarium.
• Wrong fishie!
• Hey fishie!
• Whoopsie!
• That looks dangerous!
• Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
• Are we going to play?
• That's exotic! (2 versions)
• That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
• This is my home, not the hurt locker! (3 versions)
• Most people don't have those!
• That's not so shroud.
• You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
• I don't like sharp or hard things.
• I have bad feelings about this.
• You got neat things!
• What else is there?
• Do you have a dog?
• Looks good.
• Drop it, drop it!
• No no no no no. (4 versions)
• Are you serious? (3 versions)
• Let's make noise. (3 versions)
• This won't end well. (3 versions)
• This looks bad. (3 versions)
• This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
• no kablam madam.
• Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
• I need a band-aid!!!
• It"s a yuppy guppy!
• Disarm now!
• Rest in pieces!
• I go to pieces!
• Oh brother! (3 versions; if you are a girl, say “Oh sister!”)
• We need to talk! (3 versions)
• It is already too hot in here? (3 versions
• Your a sea monster!
• Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
• I’m considering a career change. (new)
• i’m afraid (3 versions)
• May you get a milk instead!
• It’s cold!
• Swim out!
• Oh, that’s unusual.

Achievement to get the KO

• Cool!
• Oh goodie!
• Oh greatest me!
• Huzzah!
• Whoopie!
• Woohoo!
• Done!

Wardrobe

• I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
• I'm dressed to be killed.
• I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
• Look at me, I look cool!
• Hello, gorgeous.
• oooooooh gorgeous!
• I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
• Got me some fine friends!
• Looking good! (2 versions)
• Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
• Who’s make the man?
• hey I looking cool!
• i looking cool!

Buddy lucky Slots

• Spin to win!
• Go for the gold!
• Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
• You can do it!
• DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
• Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
• Don’t you want a big prize?
• Come on, jackpot!
• You can WIN A LOT!!!!
• show me what you got
• Think Win!
• Big win!
• Be The Machine!
• You can get lots from them slots!
• Rock those slots!
• Come on, come on, come on!
• We wanna pay off!
• Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
• Get the booty!
• Here it comes!!
• easist 1 2 3!
• hi ruler!
• are you feel lucky?
• win for me!

Non-looping quotes

• So cool!
• You're so cool!
• Aw yeah!
• Wooooaaah yeah!
• I like it!
• Alright yah hero!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Splendid!
• Sweet!
• Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
• Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
• Food is good! (If it is a food item)
• I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
• Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
• Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
• Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
• What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
• You like to share?
• Sharing is caring!
• Money well spent!
• Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
• Way to go!
• More, I want more!
• Thank you.
• Gee thanks!
• You’re the greatest!
• Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
• Just WOW!
• More, more!
• W, cool, W!
• The best money can buy!
• sell

Looping quotes

• Good choice. Use that every time.
• Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
• Yeah, keep that.
• Um yeah that'll work.
• Excellent choice. (2 versions)
• I could life with that choice!
• Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
• Yeah, that‘ll work!

Tortured

• Arrmaggedon!
• Apocalypse!
• Medic!
• I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
• Die?
• Enough!
• Help me! (2 versions)
• Oh, please stop! No please!
• I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
• Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
• I don’t get it!
• Oh my God!
• I go onto YouTube!
• Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
• D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
• (GAGGING NOISE)
• Sharp sharp sharp! (cut)
• I can’t take this!
• This is very unstable.
• Are you kidding me?
• Uh-oh!
• Whoops!
• You‘ve been working out!
• ENOUGH! (weird blabbering noise)
• Time out, time out!
• I'm seafood!
• Ouch, ooch, eech!
• That's not right!
• I can't take it!
• The pain!
• A school dropout!
• Cataclysm!
• Oh the pain! The pain!
• Son of a bee sting! (when getting cut)
• Starfish multiply when cut. (when getting cut)
• This is not what I meant by being cut. (when getting cut)
• The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices! It dices! (when getting cut)
• Cut me outta here! (when getting cut)
• what the??
• Choppity-choppity-chop-chop! (when getting cut)
• I don't need pruning! (when getting cut)
• Incisions, incisions. (when getting cut)
• Just a little off the top, please. (when getting cut)
• I bought Band-Aids by the truckload. (when getting cut)
• I Chihuahua!
• Truce, truce!
• Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
• Time out!
• No, no, no!
• LAZINESS
• I'm unarmed!
• May you killing me?
• Quick! Attach that tombstone!
• Phew!
• Read the directions!
• own
• You're killing me!
• Ow!
• Ouch!
• Buddy angry!
• catastrophe
• Stop please!
• Stop!
• Help!
• Nyyehh! (2 versions)
• What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
• Mayday! Mayday!
• Rock and roll!
• I'm no match for you!
• It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
• Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
• Go to a shooting range!
• I'm out!
• I’m out! I’M OUT!
• Think of your karma! (2 versions)
• I know a psychiatrist!
• I’m dying!
• Don’t!
• Nothing is safe!
• Pointy nightmares.
• Buddy!
• Such a scheme!
• Eeeeeeeeek!
• You're a monster!
• Professor, I’m being eaten!
• Beep.
• Doink!
• Ui!
• There’s nothing secret!
• Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
• AAGH! (Eaten)
• Prick Prick Prick!
• Incisions, incisions!
• I’m getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
• Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
• Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
• This is a slice of life.
• Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
• I think I need a transfusion!
• I'll never sleep again.
• I’m a pacifist
• (laughter) ow (2 versions)
• heyheeyeeee
• Let us play Paper.io instead.
• Bop it, twist it, pull it! KICK IT- ow (Reference to the Bop it)
• Are you serious?!
• Rest In Pieces!
• This looks bad.
• Oh Brother!
• Oh that's unusual.
• (COUGHING NOISES)
  • CRYING NOISES* Ehohohohoooobohoo! boohoohoohoohooboohoohoo! ahahahuuuuo! hihihiyauriu!
  • I've become a fish in war! NOOOOO!

Burning

• I'm burning!
• Stop, drop, and roll!
• You're a bad person!
• Open a window!
• Why god why?!?!?!?!
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Ohokojkh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• What's wrong with you?!?

Melting

• I’m melting!
• You're a terrible person!
• I'm in a world of pain!
• Ugh, it also smells bad!
• This is bad!
• I can't feel anything!
• Make it stop!
• This is appalling!
• Lava
• This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon
• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• XXXXX
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Heartbeat influence!
• Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!

Lava

• Make It Stop!
• No!
• Eep!
• Ugh, it also melts me bad.
• Ugh.
• Bad!
• Careful.
• Help me!
• A clown!
• I am trained in gorilla warfare.
• Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
• I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
• Stop this. We’re siblings.
• FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!!!
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• You’re a bad person!
• SORRYNOTSORRY please!
• STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!
• Don’t embarrass me!
• You embarrassed me!
• Don’t Do That!
• Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny is from Dumb Ways To Die)

Stretching

• I'm getting longer!
• I wasn't built to do this!
• Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
• My neck!
• Hear me crunching?!
• Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
• Run to my home!
• No!
• Eep!
• I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
• What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
• Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
• Do I look taller now?
• My bones!
• Eowowow! (High-pitched)
• EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
• Bwwwoah!
• Alalalalalrgh!
• I'm not happy that way!
• Oh I almost like that.
• I’m getting really longer!

Wet

• Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
• H2O no!
• Thanks, sunshine.
• Thank you, darling.
• Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
• You’re drowning me!
• I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Oh God!
• Blech!
• Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Yeah.
• Refreshingly sweet.
• Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
• Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!

Embarrassing Quotes

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

• Tell nobody of what you see.
• Don't look at me.
• Why would you think to do this?
• I don't feel fabulous!
• This is re-donkey-donk.
• It sucks to be me!
• Don't put this on YouTube!
• Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
• I'm mortified!
• You make me feel ugly!
• We shall speak no more of this.
• You're totes cray!
• This couldn't get worse!
• Disgusting, muchacho.
• I'll never live this down.
• This is appalling!
• You're too creative.
• Don’t tell my mother.
• Oh dear!
• I may change my name! Name: Buddyboy
• My cheeks are burning!
• Hey, Captain!
• Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
• I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)

Champange

• You got any more of that?
• I love you man.
• Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
• I got bubbles to cool my nose.
• Don't be so cold!
• I'd pop a corn for me!
• That pops a corn for me!
• Bring it on! (hiccup) (two versions)
• Hey, that’s not good for me!
• I really love you man!
• Ooh, that's cold!
• More, gimme more!
• Piranhas thought about the big boss.

Leaving By Himself

• Uh-uh!
• Ugh-ugh!
• Ah-ah!
• Hold on! (2 versions)
• Stay just a little bit longer!
• Won't you stay?
• Pizza? (3 versions)
• Come back! (2 versions)
• Must you go? (2 versions)
• Na-na-na-na-na!
• Wrong! (2 versions)
• Fight the power! (2 versions)
• Coffee?
• Is it something I said?
• Hey come on, stop leaving me!
• Fine, be that way! (2 version)
• Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
• Alone again!
• Hey come on, stay a little longer!
• Don’t leave me!
• Hey, wait! (2 versions)
• Gosh!
• (BURPS)
• Hey, Boss! (Two versions)
• BUDDY!!! (Coming soon)
• Do I got absent for class? (Coming soon)
• Let me hack movies instead. (Coming soon)
• IF YOU COME BACK... we'll watchSouth Park! (Coming soon)
• All right... (coming soon)
• When do... (Coming soon)
• Where are you!? (Coming soon)
• Candy? (Coming soon)

Shaking the device

• (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
• Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
• Wowowowowwo!
• Raaaaaahhhh!!!
• I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
• I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
• Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• Apocalypse!
• Rock and roll!
• Enough! (Weird blabbering noise)
• Oh, I’m doomed! There goes the sequel!
• Mayday! Mayday!

Choking

• Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes reference)
• Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
• heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)
  • PUKING NOISES*

Bank

• Fork over some dough!
• Don’t just stand there, buy something!
• Spend a buck!
• C’mon, it’s just a buck!
• Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
• Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
• Show me the money!
• Use a credit card!
• C’mon, do it!
• I’ll loan you the dough!
• I’ll give you the money!
• Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
• You can borrow the money from me!
• Don’t be greedy!
• I feel critters!
• Investy me!
• Now it’s my turn to laugh!
• Kudos!
• Sell something, pal!
• You won’t regret it!
• Buy some fun!
• This is the place you should be at!
• This is almost 100%.
• Give me your money!
• Give me the money!
• Give me the dough!
• Give me your dough!
• MONEY IS POWER!
• I hear it jingling!
• I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
• It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
• Put your money where my mouth is! (then beat the wind out of him)
• Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
• I need some cream!
• Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
• Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)

Death

• Hu-uh!
• Ulee!
• Hoolp!

Buddy Bot

• Lock and load.
• You can either watch BFDI or play My Singing Monsters.
• Does he ever shut up?
• You speak too much.
• Must destroy target.(2 versions)
• I will kill you.
• Destroy all buddies!
• Bring it on, tiny man.
• Beep beep (gibberish)
• (GIBBERISH) (4 versions)
• Will I explode you?
• Stop moving around!
• Life is over!
• Buddy prepare to die!
• Sleep little one.

Glitches

Kick The Buddy's glitch.

Kick The Buddy's another glitch.

Buddy's Face

1. When feeding Buddy to the Shark and refreshing the box whilst the shark eats him, buddy's mouth stays wide open even after he says some of his quotes.
2. When Buddy is killed, sometimes he is seen smiling whilst he is dead
   1. sometimes this happens when his mouth is wide open
3. When you turn Buddy into stone using Gorgon and selecting the oven and placing him in the cake, buddy still cries although he is frozen
   1. After Buddy has been smashed into the wall, he respawns at the bottom of the oven
4. When using the Trumpet or Gas Nozzle on Buddy and place them on him and start kicking his face multiple times, his mouth will be shut when he is using those items.

The Present

1. When selecting the aliens, throwing a baby alien onto buddy's face and leaving the present on the screen, once the big alien has eaten buddy, the present pops up over the present you left on.
2. When feeding buddy the Hot-dog or Trick or Treat and exploding him, the present will pop up, if you skip the present and select a different weapon/item, buddy will be refreshed back to normal (but still dead), but the present pops up again.
3. If buddy is about to be killed and the player clicks on the free gold button(when it is free to click), the gold reward pops up, but the present still pops up, overlapping the reward.
   1. Some rare times are when the gold reward overlaps the present.
4. When buddy is being killed and you pull the notebook down as fast as you can right before buddy dies, the present either overlaps the notebook or the notebook disappears.
   1. Some rare times are when:
      1. The Notebook disappears, but the "Diamond Membership/Premium", "Add Blood" and "Remove Ads" buttons still remains.
      2. The content in the notebook disappear from inside the notebook unless you click the back button and re-open the notebook.

The Fridgerator

1. If a explosion happens inside a closed and broken fridgerator, with some cola bottles and buddy inside and shake it, once it explodes, inside the Fridgerator doors, some developer textures will appear, like some buddy sprites and possibly text.

Buddy Bucks

1. If the user fills up buddy with the Gas Nozzle and shoots him with the pencil gun, the money will instantly rise up at approximately 500 b.p.s (bucks per second).
   1. It's best to use 3 Pencil Guns to do the glitch.

The Drip Bags

1. When mixing blue and green together once vaccinating the buddy, buddy will still vomit when he is frozen.

"Rate it"

1. When buddy just dies and you enter the bank, notebook or other things (except for the lucky slots), the "Rate it" screen will pop up over it

Buddy's Limbs

1. When putting Buddy in the Paper Shredder, all of his limbs disappear

Buddy's Body

1. Sometimes when buddy becomes "Super-sized Buddy" and feeding him a peace of kicks fruit, his tummy will become tiny.
2. Rarely, Buddy's Body parts can disappear. however, his limbs are still intact so the player can see where he is.
3. Recently, A user by the name of "Dom playz" found a glitch where Buddy's head can get stuck out of the box.
   1. Buddy will freeze at approx 1 min later and the game will exit by itself.

Buddy Respawning in an Awkward Place

1. If you had already put buddy in the Shredding Machine and refreshed the box, and the player places the machine back with buddy all broken apart, buddy will respawn inside the machine instead of the side where he would come out

The Game itself

1. Sometimes when loading up the game, the loading screen becomes intact when the game has already started.

Gallery

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  Buddy's smaller clone spritesheet. (Seen from in the game files, this is apparently the clone's sprites.)

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  Buddy’s original design in an advertisement (2011-2017).

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  The current loading screen (2017).

Other games

• Kick The Buddy: Forever
• Buddyman

References

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